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I'm kind of always in my own little world. I either talk too much or not enough. I really enjoy drawing but I seem to have lost my inspiration. I have a slight obsession with Triton, Io, and Europa. I enjoy listening to music and ignoring people :)

gavmobile:

south florida is weird

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2 days ago
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its-a-competitive-world asked: as a child my best friend was babysat by the mom of the family who kept their kid in a cage

fuckingflorida:

the dad was my mom’s coworkers client apparently. brevard is a small world.

2 days ago
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lorde-oftherings:

texasnwhiskey:

danthemedicman:

dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

Denial

Perfection

Florida

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2 days ago
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fuckingflorida:

Happy Easter
Love, Florida

fuckingflorida:

Happy Easter

Love, Florida

2 days ago
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ashle1 asked: I remember back at my school (Olympia in Orlando) we had a lock down because someone reported a weird graffiti in the bathrooms and it was reported to be a real formula to make a small bomb and I saw it before they washed it off later that day to fact check and it was legit and able to be made with the shit my chemistry teacher had at the time so i was a little snitch(and paranoid) and told my teacher he had the materials to make it and he almost expelled me thinking it was me i hate florida

fuckingflorida:

This is a horrible mash up of breaking bad and the florida school system

2 days ago
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tsunderejafar:

there is an entire refrigerated section in my publix for orange juice I wish I could say I was surprised

tsunderejafar:

there is an entire refrigerated section in my publix for orange juice I wish I could say I was surprised

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2 days ago
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fuckingflorida:

here’s another ever so classy store in bonita springs

fuckingflorida:

here’s another ever so classy store in bonita springs

2 days ago
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fuckingflorida:

Win a trip to Florida? No thanks, I’m already here.

fuckingflorida:

Win a trip to Florida? No thanks, I’m already here.

2 days ago
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stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

stunningpicture:

After a lot of rain here in FL these baby frogs appeared. They eerily all faced the same direction.

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2 days ago
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Anonymous asked: In St Aug there's this old guy that wears nothing but suspenders, bright lime green booty shorts, and a big ol' cowboy hat. He's got to be at least 75 with a beard like a wizard.

fuckingflorida:

I feel like he is Florida in human form

2 days ago
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fuckingflorida:

This guy robbed a bank in my small town wearing a Rastafarian disguise with no gloves or weapons. And got away with it. Twice.
Yay for Florida

fuckingflorida:

This guy robbed a bank in my small town wearing a Rastafarian disguise with no gloves or weapons. And got away with it. Twice.

Yay for Florida

2 days ago
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eileenthequeen:

The guy next to us has a ginormous stuffed gator attached to the back of his truck?

eileenthequeen:

The guy next to us has a ginormous stuffed gator attached to the back of his truck?

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2 days ago
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Anonymous asked: my mom went to sign on my grammas century link account, but needed to get the password and it popped up with a security question thing... but the question wasn't a question... in the question slot it just said "florida" and we were all very confused. I question florida all the time but what is the answer.

fuckingflorida:

oranges gators and a portrait of Rick Scott hanging above your bed

2 days ago
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fuckingflorida:

I live in Miami… These dentures were randomly left in front of my door… Creepy enough?!

fuckingflorida:

I live in Miami… These dentures were randomly left in front of my door… Creepy enough?!

2 days ago
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bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

bagmilk:

what kind of name is janice

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2 days ago
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