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I'm kind of always in my own little world. I either talk too much or not enough. I really enjoy drawing but I seem to have lost my inspiration. I have a slight obsession with Triton, Io, and Europa. I enjoy listening to music and ignoring people :)

lifelikeslemons:

rairii:

cupcakemichi:

moonykins:

Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:

Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.

wait… so *that’s* what happens?!?

I THOUGHT IT WAS STAINS NO WONDER THEY WEREN’T WASHING OFF

holy shit i was so embarrassed about this

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4 days ago
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egberts:

driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons

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4 days ago
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leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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4 days ago
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girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

girltwink:

just let me slip into something more…. spaghetti.

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4 days ago
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dichotomized:

A death erection, angel lust, or terminal erection is a post-mortem erection, technically a priapism, observed in the corpses of human males who have been executed, particularly by hanging. The phenomenon has been attributed to pressure on the cerebellum created by the noose. Death by hanging, whether an execution or a suicide, has been observed to affect the genitals of both men and women. In women, the labia will become engorged and there may be a discharge of blood from the vagina. In men, “a more or less complete state of erection of the penis, with discharge of urine, of mucus, or of the prostatic fluid, is a frequent occurrence … present in one case in three.” Other causes of death may also result in these effects, including fatal gunshot wounds to the brain, damage to major blood vessels, or violent death by poisoning. Forensically, a postmortem erection is an indicator that death was likely swift and violent.

dichotomized:

A death erection, angel lust, or terminal erection is a post-mortem erection, technically a priapism, observed in the corpses of human males who have been executed, particularly by hanging. The phenomenon has been attributed to pressure on the cerebellum created by the noose. Death by hanging, whether an execution or a suicide, has been observed to affect the genitals of both men and women. In women, the labia will become engorged and there may be a discharge of blood from the vagina. In men, “a more or less complete state of erection of the penis, with discharge of urine, of mucus, or of the prostatic fluid, is a frequent occurrence … present in one case in three.” Other causes of death may also result in these effects, including fatal gunshot wounds to the brain, damage to major blood vessels, or violent death by poisoning. Forensically, a postmortem erection is an indicator that death was likely swift and violent.

(Source: listverse.com, via doctordangerous)

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thea-spisz:

ashtonirwinsdaddykink:

princessmarra1:

princess-mint:

taromilkteaa:

adreamingdemigod:

mapleglowsticks:

dayandnightitsjustlife:

peppermintsam:

spoken-not-written:

i think it’s a good skill being able to go from

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hi i like to cuddle and watch disney

to

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hi i like sex wanna make out

hi, I like your face

We all like your face

We REALLY like your face

We REALLY REALLY like your face.

UR ATTRACTIVE

PETER PAN ATTRACTIVE

You are very very attractive

Are you luke Hemmings twin

Holy shït

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4 days ago
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theunimaginables:

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tomorrow night?

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4 days ago
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spoken-not-written:

yolucas:

sleeping with sirens’ version of fuck you is so much better than the original

YES YES YES YES YES

4 days ago
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festitup:

positivelypinkie:

Destroy the idea that in gay couples one has to be masculine and one has to be feminine to imitate heterosexuality

Destroy the idea that ANY relationship needs one feminine member and one masculine member. Destroy gender roles completely.

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4 days ago
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